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  1. DevAdvocate

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    When do you put yours up?

    I find it's never too early, I personally put my tree up straight after Halloween, replete with chocolate decorations and candy canes for any kids who are visiting my house. I usually place them up high on the tree and that way any little girls reaching for the goodies find that their skirts ride up.
     
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    You are one sick bastard.
     
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    sent this to Strathclyde Police
     
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    Is this before or after you **** INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH TO TASTE YOUR OWN SEMEN YOU VILE HUN BASTARD!!
     
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    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    IF Police Scotland are reading this I'm only joking.

    If not then I'm serious.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    They won't get it m6
     
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    Reported
     
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    Happy times
     
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  11. Toby

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    I didn't think anyone could make a worse thread than Grove.

    I was wrong :frown: It's a weird feeling, I can understand why the OP beels so much now.
     
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    Yes it would be so much better if no one posted any threads (Like you), that'll get the place lively again.


    ****ing idiot.
     
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    I've shown this to Nicola. You're in big trouble now you disgusting, pot smoking midget.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    I was going to retort but you are pretty much spot on so fair do's <ok>
     
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    The wife's itching to get the Christmas tree up. **** knows why. They barely even celebrate Xmas in Japan.
     
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    Wes discovers his old man’s laptop
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>
     
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    You going with that one again? <laugh>

    I post very successful threads. How long do you think this abortion will go on for?
     
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    Mine is up already, wife had me bring it all down from the loft on Sunday. She also bought a 'Snowman' light up in the dark picture and a creepy santa.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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