I have a plan. I find a discreet spot where I can see the players and, with a special rifle that fires undetectable "darts" containing a strength sapping concoction, I gradually weaken the opposition. These darts inject the concoction, like a bee sting, and then disintegrate removing any evidence of foul play. When this is perfected we then bang the bookies with massive bets on Wycombe to win the league at 40/1 (and every match during the season). With our combined profits, we buy the club and start climbing up to the Premier League and all live happily ever after.
