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Done a runner eh too much emotion in one evening to find your dad and your uncle the same night, nah **** that he must have 90 uncles


My mates called her groundsheet martha, cos every ****er layed on her
 
cyprussydsafc said:
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I'm pleased your mother found a good man son and I dont mind you calling him dad. Now a question son, my mates on here dont know what to call you, do you prefer Stewart, syds boy or Mathas lad?

Are you 26?
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just call me rich lad ,
Sorry syd your 2 years out , but maybe your sperm (if any) is slow like you
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Bigdownunder said:
cyprussydsafc said:
just call me rich lad ,
Sorry syd your 2 years out , but maybe your sperm (if any) is slow like you[/QUOT

So its not Martha, need to work my dates out again Stewart and no, cant call you Rich, far to American sounding. So you are 24, sound a lot younger mind, little imature but I still love you Stewart. I have it, it was Debbie from Wallsend.

BTW son, just a tip, Its not nice to brag about money when its your dads, some of us made our own, me for instance.
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cyprussydsafc said:
Bigdownunder said:
cyprussydsafc said:
just call me rich lad ,
Sorry syd your 2 years out , but maybe your sperm (if any) is slow like you[/QUOT

So its not Martha, need to work my dates out again Stewart and no, cant call you Rich, far to American sounding. So you are 24, sound a lot younger mind, little imature but I still love you Stewart. I have it, it was Debbie from Wallsend.
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Has I guessed sydney , you not had many women , so you can remember the day/time of everyone , (reckon you can have one more guess , then you used them all up)
I see why you got this thing for 26 years old , its because you get a **** every 26 years
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Bigdownunder said:
cyprussydsafc said:
Bigdownunder said:
Has I guessed sydney , you not had many women , so you can remember the day/time of everyone , (reckon you can have one more guess , then you used them all up)
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I will always remember your mum son, it is Debbie I know it is and please call me dad. Now we dont have a lot of time, I'm watching the footy at 7.30 but are we going to meet up, what would you like to know about me and tell me about this girl of yours, that was true I take it, do you ever see her?
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cyprussydsafc said:
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Syd why you think my name is stewart ,go on tell everybody,
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I have done son, please try and keep up but just for you my boy, I dont think your name is Stewart, I know it is, how do I know? Well its like this, when you father a child, one day you will Stewart, you just know these things, it came to me and I knew.You have a step brother by the way, his name is Chris and he runs his own business but he built it all by himself and he bought his own car. How is your mum, Debbie?
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cyprussydsafc said:
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cyprussydsafc said:
I have done son, please try and keep up but just for you my boy, I dont think your name is Stewart, I know it is, how do I know? Well its like this, when you father a child, one day you will Stewart, you just know these things, it came to me and I knew.You have a step brother by the way, his name is Chris and he runs his own business but he built it all by himself and he bought his own car. How is your mum, Debbie?
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Ok syd I understand you cannot answer , because you dont have a clue
He should put the car though the company tax deductable
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Well son, I know you are there, can see your name at the bottom of the page but you are not talking to me, is it something I said. Anyway off to watch the footy now so you can be all brave and call me, love ya, dad xx
 
cyprussydsafc said:
Well son, I know you are there, can see your name at the bottom of the page but you are not talking to me, is it something I said. Anyway off to watch the footy now so you can be all brave and call me, love ya, dad xx
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Sydie, I answered you 2 minutes ago, sorry I walked away from the laptop. next time I ask you 1st.

198 replies you must be happy Sydie, scumderland threads only average around 20
 
Bigdownunder said:
Sydie, I answered you 2 minutes ago, sorry I walked away from
laptop. next time I ask you 1st.

198 replies you must be happy Sydie, scumderland threads only average around 20
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All down to you Stewart but its your uncle Rogers thread, not mine. Been thinking about you saying your mum feels sorry for me, does that mean you have told her about me? How sweet but she may well be a little embarrassed so give her time son, she will come round.
 
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If that is true you're a **** for being stupid enough to brag about it to strangers on a forum.

If that isn't true you're a **** for being stupid enough to lie about it to strangers on a forum.

IF neither of the above you're just a ****!

Sorry for calling your lad a **** Syd but I'm sorry he is one.
Nothing to do with you, as it is clearly the way he has been brought up without your guidance. <ok>
 
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