Wum off 1v1 : HIAG v Mathh

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PISKIE, Oct 11, 2018.

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Best wum, who stays on ?

Poll closed Oct 13, 2018.
  1. HIAG

    13.0%
  2. Matth

    87.0%
  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki Throbbin' Member
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    Anything can happen.
    We are looking good, and United are looking Poo.
    But United still have the talent to beat any one on the day.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    So the bet is on

    Matthew thinks Spurs will get top 4 and United won't

    Therefore if United finish above Spurs...Matthew gets my username for the season...Spurs above United and I get his.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    I am reminded of the Iraqi defence minister circa 2003
    When he was all over Al Jazeera claiming on Iraqi TV that the Iraqi's were repelling the US invasion, whilst in the background M1 Abram tanks are flattening buildings behind him and apache helicopters are raining missiles down on his location.
     
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  4. PISKIE

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    Chemical Spurly <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Big Ern

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    These 2? wum-masters?
    Behave.
     
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  6. Matth_2014

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    True, But we’re inconsistent though.
     
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  7. PISKIE

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    We have to start off setting the bar at the lowest it can be, and then build up from there.

    Think of it as the **** undercard bout before the action really starts.
     
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  8. Big Ern

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    low? You've dug a hole and buried it.
     
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  9. Meelk

    Meelk Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's what my wife says too...


    ... The bit about Matthew not being a wum that is... But she's always wrong so my vote is for matth.
     
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  10. Hoddle Is A God

    Hoddle Is A God Rock God

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    Wow!

    What a tirade, Bod.
     
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  11. Hoddle Is A God

    Hoddle Is A God Rock God

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    When?

    Stop making stuff up, Matth.
     
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  12. Hoddle Is A God

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    <applause>
    Well said.

    It's actually quite cruel on Matth. The lad genuinely believes that he's been elevated to a level where he can out-wum a wum master.

    It's like the legendary ritual of elevating the village idiot to the position of "king for the day," with the idiot not realising that, at the end of the day, he will be ritualistically slaughtered.

    Alternatively, it's like giving Rain Man a knife and telling him to gut the lion without letting on that, first, he's got to kill it.

    As I said, it's cruel.
     
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  13. Hoddle Is A God

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    laughter.jpg
     
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  14. PISKIE

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    ^^^^ Four posts in a row = Uber rattled :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  15. Hoddle Is A God

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    ...or "catching up" after a hard day closing deals, yeah?
     
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  16. PISKIE

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    If that's what you need to believe then I won't stop you mate.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo bubble & squeak

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    Matth is tough to beat but does get rattled, HAIG though talks a good game but will **** things up a lot. Matth edges it for me.
     
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  18. The Ginger Nigga

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    Gotta love chemical alli <laugh>
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    I’m not making stuff up.
     
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  20. Libby

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    He didn't post the thread mate.
     
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