Wrestling Twins - Wid Ye?

Basks in the glory of it all..

 

Obviously. no one on a forum has ever dated a girl that can't be described as anything less than 'stunning'.

back to topic, i would do the one on the right. the other is a no.

 

Not true, I was shagging Gambol's missus for a while, she's ****ing horrible.

 

Your not the father are you??

 

I've shagged some right horrors, but obviously some right stunners aswell.

 

We'll find out when they count the new arrival's fingers.

 

Surely if they are twins it would be an aye or naw for both?

Anyhoo, imagine the damage you could do to the pair of them. Just give me a bottle of viagra, rohypnol, 1ltr of KY jelly, some clothes pegs, a tin of germolene, pack of J-cloths, a shovel, bin bags, roll of gaffer tape, lucozade sport, assorted needle & thread, a hammer, nails, timber, a transit van, current passport, £5,000 in used notes. What a weekend the three of us would have!!

 

thank you. i thought the line had gone dead.

 

also grove, having read the next sentence, i am sickened. the detail..

 

Wouldn't necessarily be an aye or naw for both twins, unless they were identical, which admittedly they seem to be. Just saying like.

 

Stopped her nagging me fur her hole, so thanks for that

 

Always happy to help

I also helped her choose your xmas pressie, I hope you need a pair of fingerless gloves.

 

Av got loads of sets of those

 

The one on the right looks different and is the pump victim of choice for me.