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  1. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

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    Take it you guys watched the film Gone Baby Gone last night then too...?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> beat me to it old russ
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Surely in a murder investigation a suspect can't "refuse" to give the police her diary and laptop?
     
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  4. Lightfoot

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    Her diary!! <doh> FFS .. what's she gonna write in there?: "9.25pm. Remind Gerry to murder and bury our beautiful baby girl"?
     
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  5. -jordan-

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    "3rd may - oh what a day! it started off like any other. we laid by the pool all day. ate. drank. swung. then put the kids to bed. we had a few drinks with our mates downstairs. i then went to check on the kids. all was fine. i went for another drink. went to check the kids again, and maddie was ****ing about as usual! jumping on the bed, being loud and rude and all that bollocks. i told her to get down off the bed and go to sleep. she wouldn't. she then fell and appeared to go unconscious. i thought "yeah thats right you ungrateful bitch you ruin my night" . anyway, it turns out she was dead. we chucked her under the bed for 25 days, then threw her in a renault hired car we rented and that's about it really"
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    may 3rd - gezza smashed a boatle a wine oor maddies heed again cos she wis pyoor geein him pelters aboots his ****ey new sandals. a tried tae stitch her heed up but she died then she went n rubbed death aw oor ma hawns the wee cow, a wis pyoor stinkin a death so a wiz. the polis fun hunners ae blood in the boot eh the motor but we just telt them it wiz pigs blood. they pyoor bot it man! yaldi!
     
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    LOL And presumably the laptop had their holiday sanps including one of Gerry doing a cheesy thumbs up and tongue out pose by the corpse.......

    The problem they will always have is that because they left the kids alone people can say absolutely anything they like and they'll never be able to disprove it because, regardless of what actually happeend to the poor girl, most people are naturally suspicious because of their initial actions.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Here are two scenarios,

    1: A *****phile took her

    2: The McCanns (both Doctors) accidentially gave her an overdose and killed her. They then hid her body and disposed of the evidence before the Portugese police were called (within 1 and a half hours). Three weeks later they used a hire car to move Maddie's body to another more secure location. The friends the McCanns were with on holiday were complicit in this cover up.



    Which is more likely?
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    did it really take an hour and a half for them to call the police? hmmm
     
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  10. Lightfoot

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    Has anyone asked Toby where he was on the night in question? <whistle>
     
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  11. DCooper7

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    ****ing weird stuff with these McCann's.He looks a right shifty wee **** and shes been a bit hot and cold about the whole thing.I think they done it but i guess we will never know.
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    he claims he was on holiday
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

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    08:00 Today's the day. Just rechecked the super strength sleeping tabs.
    08:30 Need to buy a new shovel (Spear & Jackson No. 4) but these lazy dagoes don't usually open up till 10ish.
    09:15 Gerry off to arrange alibi's for this evening
    10:20 Picked up some cheap bed linen from a gypsy market. These people only take cash and are due to move on tomorrow. Our tracks are well covered here.
    11:10 Gerry got back and was a bit grumpy. We prayed together and asked God to give us strength for the task ahead
    12:15 Had a light lunch: Greek salad and a bottle of rosé.
    14:05 Rehearsed plan one last time. Although we can't find any flaws, Gerry is becoming increasingly nervous.
    15:10 Found an English-speaking priest to hear our confession. Obviously didn't confess everything. There's no point being stupid.
    15:55 Finally picked up that shovel.
    16:35 A quick swim in the pool to cool down.
    16:55 Gerry becoming nervous again. Tried to keep his mind off it by giving him a soapy titwank, but my scrawny dugs just don't do it for him anymore. He took me roughly from behind instead.
    17:15 We both cried in shame in the shower as Gerry's manjuice trickled down the back of my thigh.
    17:35 Another quick prayer.
    18:00 Administered the tabs and left for restaurant.
    18:20 Knocked back a couple glasses of vinho already. Starting to relax.
    18:35 Gerry returns from 'checking' on the kids. Gives me the secret signal. All is going to plan. Things look like turning out OK.
     
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  14. DCooper7

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    I bet the pope smelt a rat when they went to see him.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    What I find incredible is that no-one, as yet, has mentioned the possibility of alien abduction. This would explain the lack of forced entry as Maddie woul have been transported up in a beam of light as if by magic.

    Everyone knows we are visited on a daily basis by "other beings" and quite honestly why the Fuzz have not considered this is beyond reproach.

    Dev you used to be in the Filth (albeit a disgraced one) why have the police not considered this?

    And no flippant banal replies as this is a seious point.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    They did a search first before calling Police, as anyone would probably do in the situation.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    Fair question, Alien abduction is every bit as likely as two Doctors covering up the killing of their own daughter after all. Mulder and Scully should probably have been called in too, another slip up/oversight by the Portugese Coppers.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    I would get the hotel to fone the police immediately

    i still reckon this guy took her

    [video=youtube;IlEcGHxfltE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEcGHxfltE[/video]
     
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  19. PointyBirds

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    Yeah, searching for ninety minutes before thinking to call the police - if true - probably sealed her fate. The fact that they're both doctors really shouldn't sway irrational suspicion. They done it. I reckon they done it. I'm telling everyone.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Way out of their jurisdiction buddy.
     
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