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  1. monacoger

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    My mum was actually saying that at Glasgow airport there was a 50 year old guy in the duty free shop with a celtic top on and he was arguing that he shouldn't have to take his bag of drink on the plane sealed. She was asking me were they playing somebody in spain this week or something, as he had the full kit on with his "spindly legs" hanging out his shorts. I obviously had to tell her the truth, "no, mum, he is just a typical fenian bastard".
     
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    monacoger, Mar 16, 2013
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    He's right, duty free alcohol purchases only have to be sealed if you buy on arrival
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 16, 2013
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    No, he was wrong, the woman at the till was right! When has a 50 year old in a sellick tap ever been right? He was wrong on so many levels!
     
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    monacoger, Mar 16, 2013
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Scousers do this as well. Grown men wearing their full Liverpool kit every day on holiday. Fucking spastics <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 16, 2013
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Answer the ****in question. Is yer maw a MILF?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 16, 2013
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    No, I would not like to **** my mother, you ****ing weirdo!
     
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    monacoger, Mar 16, 2013
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Great. That means she's free for me to. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 16, 2013
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    hahaha you cheeky ****er
     
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    monacoger, Mar 16, 2013
  9. Mick O'Toon

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    I think that's a film "Milf seduces son's young friend"
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 16, 2013
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    It's frightening - Liverpool is the city that shows darwin got it wrong <ok>
     
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    Come on Monica we know how adept you are at putting photos on here, where's your Mum??
     
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