I don't think we could stop him if we tried. Us moderators get access to ALL areas you know, it comes with the title (no puns intended). Though in the interests of attempting to satisfy his hunger and deter him from stalky activities, I better post a picture of Jacko: please log in to view this image Sorry for the off-topic stuff Danger but in a Nigel Pearson-esque fashion - it's not how you get the thread views, as long as you get them.
