Depends whether or not it left the lace mark on me nut, or not. Bear in mind with this one that it isn't the club who'd pay out, but their insurers.
I don't have any call to do so yet but the moment I have a pie thrown at the back of my head , a ball hits me in the face/elsewhere or a steward roughs me up... Jackpot.
I heard something like that. Somebody left a knife on the bench and he cut his hand then took them to court....the world is insane...
My favourite is the woman who sued MacDonald's when she tripped over a baby that had been laid on the floor by it's irresponsible mother. She was the mother. Or the bloke who scolded himself in Starbucks and sued for not being warned the drink was hot... He was drinking hot chocolate.
Maybe everyone on here can stand in a row at the newcastle training ground and when we are hit from one of ameobis strey shots, we can sew