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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    This is a problem with this generation of players. They are all to soft. The game had gone soft.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Too many good characters and not enough spite
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you're obsessed wit the his lass
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Over Nolan? Why?

    Barton was dire for us tbh - constant injuries, red cards, going to jail for assault, and ranting like a twatbag on his twitter account.

    Nolan was our player of the year in the Champ, got a hat trick vs Mackems and was lead scorer in our first season back.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Just because he was a better footballer and Nolan was an Ashley supporter
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

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    Bruce or Ashley?
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Nolan wasn't really an Ashley supporter, hence he left us to go a division down with West Ham.

    And what's your basis for saying Barton was a better footballer? Nolan had far more of an impact for us.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    Sadly I have to say Bruce.

    Bruce was just a second rate manager who got the job of his dreams cos no one else wanted it so badly and no one else was as willing as he to put up with Ashley. Ashley was an immoral lying **** who ripped the soul out of our club.
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

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    I thought we were playing who would you rather shag not who you like more?

    Would you rather pound Bruce's ass or Ashley's ass?
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

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    I don't remember seeing that implied anywhere.

    But if so, I assume they'd both rather be difficult with the gallons of flab around the anus; you'd have to jimmy both of them open with a crobar and hope the flab doesn't snap shut, permanently locking your cock in.

    If pushed, it would have to be Ashley, but only cos I'd wrap barbed wire around my cock, and rip the fat ****s rectum apart.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    Princess Kate or Megan Markel
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    Kate.

    Meghan would go to Oprah Winfrey saying you were racist and made her suicidal.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    more class
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    <yikes>
    All those years of following NUFC have clearly left you messed up Tash. <laugh>
     
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  15. Darth Plagueis

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    pptqw.gif
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Lovenkrands or wood
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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    Lovenkranz. ****ing loved him, Wood stands no chance there, Lovenkranz was a hero.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    Cacapa or rozenhal
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Rozenhal by a small breath, I mean, he was pretty ****e, I remember us played Derby and he was getting ripped apart by them... this was of course the season Derby finished with a record low of 11 points.

    BUT, Cacapa vs Portsmouth in 2007 was literally the worst defender performance I've ever seen.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Loverman with Wood sounds like Albert's ideal date match.
     
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