Would you play for Newcastle?

Exactly how many Page 3 girls constitute a host though ? And could you handle them all at once or would you need to start a rota system LOL !

 

I'd sign for them in less than a heartbeat.

 

Stupid question.

I wouldn't even consider playing for them.
Money shouldn't even come into it, I'm with Reg here.
Have all that money and no self respect, nah, I'll keep my self respect and mates.

If you were good enough to sign for them, other teams would be interested too.
After all the Mugs have previous for only going after players other teams have tried to sign.

There have been times when I was younger I could have doubled even trebled my wages by moving away from Sunderland.
Did odd short term contracts, but would never consider moving away from the land of the Mackem permanently.

 

I would love to play for the rabies victims & deliberately drop them in the ****.

 

I wouldn't kiss shergar either