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Off Topic Would you give her a second date?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Sep 6, 2017.

  1. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I would have kicked the bitch out of the window, Sparta style....so she landed on her own **** when she hit the floor....then speed dialled one of my other booty calls.

    **** that stupidness

    Edit: but I'd want a bj for the trauma she would cause me before I did her over like that...you know what I'm saying, sweet talk her...get myself sorted then Boom, outa the window.
     
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  2. Stan

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    **** thread.
     
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  3. gooner4ever

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    You are all heart - is that why you are such a big hit with the women ?


    Or is it that you pay all your bitches ?
     
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  4. Stan

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    I wonder whether the guy has taken her out on a second date and up the arse yet.
     
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  5. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Almost exactly 30:years ago, I worked with a bloke who had the most bizarre sexual experience that I've ever heard of. He was a pretty shy bloke and he'd worked for me for over a year when he told me. I've no doubt whatsoever that it was true.

    He was at university in Sheffield and on a night out when he was picked up by a girl student. At the end of the night, they went back to hers and had sex. He was pretty pissed and passed out afterwards.

    Some time later, he was awoken by something thudding into his back, over and over again. When his eyes became accustomed to the light, he saw the girl wielding a stocking that contained a fair amount of **** and she was literally beating the crap into him.

    She never said a word until he started to run out of there ...........It had definitely scarred him and he was VERY wary of women. Bless him, he asked me if anything like that had ever happened to me? I told him that I doubted if anything like that had ever happened to anyone.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Think I read his letter to "Feaces Fanciers".
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sorted ... who needs Match.com

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Libby

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    I would have insisted tbh. Fair is fair.
     
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  9. Lovearsenalcock

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    Women admire my honesty....they know I won't tell them I love them when I don't. Or that their arse does not look big..when it actually does.
     
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  10. DerekTheMole

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    Or when you tell them that the giant black dildo isn't for them.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Many women like a gay 'bestee' ... fair play to you Gok.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Cos ya get bitch slapped?
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    No need to try to emasculate me....I just don't like to buy flowers for a shag or take them for a date...you have to marry me to get a date outa me. Maybe when I was young, naive and indoctrinated by TV...if I need to buy flowers, she wants too much of my recreational time

    Anyway off to roll a biff had one at around 4am when I threw the booty call out...there's no feeling like having your bed to yourself
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    Mine.
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You can start a penis thread if you would prefer. @Matth_2014 and @Highburyal will join you.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Never date a woman who throws poo out the window.

    Just a general rule of thumb.
     
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    A cock fixation thread... no doubt we'd see all the same faces popping in. <whistle>
     
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