Worst Places To Live In England

I was on about Soton mate but yeah all cities do.

 

If the world needed an enema, Stoke-on-Trent would be where they shove the pipe.

 

Liverpool. ****hole.

 

Next door to Matth

 

Drove past Hull once, it stunk of piss...imagine living there ffs

 

Never trust anyone from Blackpool

 

Bradford, Britain’s sixth biggest city population wise and possible the biggest carbuncle in the country. It’s nothing less tha a squalid cess pit featuring amusement arcades, prostitutes, heroin addicts, Eastern European car-jackers, Asian drug dealers, pre-pubescent mums and mad alcoholic tramps.

There is nout actually good about Bradford and were you to dare to use public transport around the Interchange and you will inevitably get stabbed. The area around Manningham resembles a third-world war zone full of emaciated, smack riddled whores wandering the streets.

Great Horton, Frizinghall and Thornbury offer nothing but row upon row of run-down or boarded up terraced houses, where you’ll struggle to find anybody at all who speaks English. A few miles up the road lies Shipley a population of cider swilling wiz snorting ****tards who will no doubt kick the **** out of you at a glance.

Bradford, city of culture 2008? A City of Extreme violent crime, sexual crime, murder, burglary, drug abuse, grooming and unemployment. Bradford Council are funding of the construction of a huge pond in the city centre. This will no doubt be full of supermarket trolleys, traffic cones, syringes and dead pissed-up tramps within minutes of opening.

 

Were was you going to?

 

When was the last time you were there mate? About ‘84?

 

Withernsea for his jollies.

 

8 years ago.Dump.

 

Really?

So what's the order, as I'm quite shocked at this.

I would have gone (and probably got it wrong)

London
Brum
Manchester
Liverpool
Sheffield
Leeds

But Bradford are there.

 

Inverness

 

No mate.

 

Where do you live?

 

You already know.

 

Thamesmead is quite pleasant.

 

Ha, are you the Plymouth lad?

Really can't slate Liverpool off.

 

Ok mate.

 

I wouldn't mind going there for the Sunderland game this season. But its a helluva trip.