Off Topic Worst Nightmare Thread

[sb_73]

A place for you to share and exorcise all the things that make you wake up in a cold sweat.

QPR and Chelsea finish the PL season with absolutely identical records at the top, so the FA Cup Final between the teams is declared to be winner takes all.

QPR are winning 1-0 as the game goes into injury time.

Then the nuclear attack sirens sound and the fans can see the missiles streaking through the air as they look up.

FFS.

 

[Uber_Hoop]

Ask Stroller. He knows mine is being realised.

 

[IwasanotherwatfordR]

Corbyn

 

[Sooperhoop]

Corbyn

And McDonnell And Abbott ...

 

[Ninj]

Being stuck in a lift with Corbyn, Abbott, PPI cold callers and mobile phone salesman.....along with a cheese seller (as I cannot stand the smell, touch or taste of the stuff)

 

[Didley Squat]

TF buying 100% of the club shares & making all the decisions again ..............

 

[Wherever]

Going to watch Rangers then bumping into an antipodean with a penchant for bottoms and bad jokes

 

[Sooperhoop]

Going to watch Rangers then bumping into an antipodean with a penchant for bottoms and bad jokes

Narrows the field to several million...

 

[Rangers Til I Die]

A meal in a restaurant with great food, close friends and family and 'background' music loud enough to wake the dead! Guaranteed to drive me nuts and ask for it to be turned down.

 

[Uber_Hoop]

Going to watch Rangers then bumping into an antipodean with a penchant for bottoms and bad jokes

Does he have any bad jokes about bottoms?

 

[Staines R's]

Being first on scene to a cardiac arrest........

 

[Goldhawk-Road]

Does he have any bad jokes about bottoms?

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[daverangers]

My son and daughter running towards me in the park, with arms outstretched ready to embrace me, both wearing Chelsea kits.

 

[mkranger71.2]

Going out on the piss, staying in a hotel then waking up in the early hours in a corridor Stark bollock naked and having to get the night porter to let you back into your room! Oh hang on, not a nightmare, happened last week!