A place for you to share and exorcise all the things that make you wake up in a cold sweat. QPR and Chelsea finish the PL season with absolutely identical records at the top, so the FA Cup Final between the teams is declared to be winner takes all. QPR are winning 1-0 as the game goes into injury time. Then the nuclear attack sirens sound and the fans can see the missiles streaking through the air as they look up. FFS.
Being stuck in a lift with Corbyn, Abbott, PPI cold callers and mobile phone salesman.....along with a cheese seller (as I cannot stand the smell, touch or taste of the stuff)
A meal in a restaurant with great food, close friends and family and 'background' music loud enough to wake the dead! Guaranteed to drive me nuts and ask for it to be turned down.
My son and daughter running towards me in the park, with arms outstretched ready to embrace me, both wearing Chelsea kits.
Going out on the piss, staying in a hotel then waking up in the early hours in a corridor Stark bollock naked and having to get the night porter to let you back into your room! Oh hang on, not a nightmare, happened last week!
