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  1. Null

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    Police reveal their sauces!
     
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    My cousin was foudn dead covered in whipped cream, cherries, houndreds and thousands and flakes ...

    They said he topped himself.
     
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    Exit signs .. they're on the way out!
     
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    Two arials got married - ceremony was crap but reception was great!
     
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    What kind of bees do milk come from?





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    Boo-bees.
     
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    Went to teh vet with my ill dog. He picked him up to examine him.
    said the vet.
    I asked.
     
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    Did you hear about the lonely Scottish prisoner?



    He was in his cell.
     
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    Latest fashion in the undertaking business is glass coffins.

    Will it catch on?

    Remains to be seen.
     
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    Went into the butchers & asked to buy a wasp.
    Butcher says we dont sell wasps.
    I said you've got one in yer window.
     
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    Woman goes to the gynecologist. She is lying back legs akimbo and he is examing her. As he does so he walsk away and then comes back with a very long pole with a rusty hook at the end.

    shouted the worried woman.

    replied the Doc
     
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    Sitting in the bar

    said my mate!

     
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    What you call a Fish with no eyes?

    Fsh!
     
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    Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says

     
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    I watched some of that 'clown porn' earlier.

    There sure were a lot of creampies.
     
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    What you call a deer with no eyes?

    No Idea!
     
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    My wife asked
    I said
     
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    'You sure you want this? When I'm done you won't be able to sit down for weeks.'

    She nodded.

    'OK' I said, putting the 3-piece suite on Ebay.
     
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    Field full of cows, how do you know which one's on holiday?

    The "one with a wee calf"
     
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    I was in the library yesterday and the assistant asked
    .

    I said
     
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    As I sat down in front of the PC and had a ****, he calmly added an indecency charge.
     
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