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Worst films of all Time

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dame, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. Somerset_Scouse

    Somerset_Scouse Member

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    what lies beneath is bad, so bad id actually recommend watching it.

    Group of people go out on a yatch, all jump in the sea without putting the ladder out so they couldnt get back in.

    1 of them dies, 1 swims to the shore and after an hour and a half of **** they decide to get on each others shoulders, i was literally screaming at the tele the whole time for them do that! awful just awful.

    By the way there is nothing 'lying beneath' the title lies to you.
     
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  2. Rorschach

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    you ever see the sequel, i think it was called get cool. TOTAL ARSEWIPE
     
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  3. Rorschach

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    ALSO.... has anyone had the misfortune to have the missus get a film and have to watch dirty dancing? what a pile of shyte!

    nobody puts baby in the corner? they should have put the ****ing writer in the corner then kicked the **** out of him. grr :steam:
     
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  4. Leon Bessi

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    anything on the youtube films
    absolute ****e
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

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    lesbian vampire killers

    didnt realise how much i hated james corden until i watched it.
     
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  6. Erik

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    Danny Dire is a good shout for worst ever actor. I stumbled across a pornographic film featuring his doppelgänger once, and that guy was **** as well.
     
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  7. Erik

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    The fat ****s middle name is Kimberley, what do you expect. The unfunny, pudding-faced freak of a ****.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    sorry, you're being a bit ambiguous, can you just confirm if you like him or not.
     
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  9. Erik

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    Well if you can't work it out for yourself, why should I tell you I like him? Oops... :bandit:
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    you joker, you.
     
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  11. dame

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    Ive shared your pain mate, i cant be doing with the whole chick flick 'genre'. Ghost, Sleepless in Seattle, Sex and the City and many many more, **** bin them all.

    Also why is it a cardinal sin to break silence when your watching one of em with her? The mrs went nuts when halfway through Dirty Dancing i told her Swayze once stuck a hamster up his ringer.
     
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  12. OSP

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Having a laugh there, it's a top film.
     
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    Agree with you there, it's the worst coen brothers film ever.
     
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    The Ladykillers is way worse Coen brothers' flick than True Grit. And Lost In Translation and Barton Fink are both amazing films!

    If you want a bad film, just watch The Room. Definitely so bad that it's good.
     
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  16. EDGE

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    CLOVERFIELD!!!

    Really **** film, like really really ****.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    I hate agreeing with you about anything (I tend to take the opposite view just as a matter of principle) but on this one I have to agree.

    Absolute pile of horse dung. Girlfiend recommended it which should have been warning enough.

    REC was another pile of over-rated crap.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I just remembered another one my bird bought on bluray for £25 without seeing it before.....Shoot Em Up

    Clive Owen is some **** that goes about killing ****s, but he always eats carrots. One of the kills he shoves a carrot through a guys head <doh> The bad guy in it looks like one of the Glazers. At one point the bad guy is trying to sniper a baby thats on a roundabout in a play park, so clive owen starts shooting the roundabout so it spins, then runs past and picks up the baby <doh>

    She bought Red as well which is god awful. Mind numbingly ****e.
     
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    The Matrix.



    Staggeringly ****e beyond belief
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    Just about every romantic comedy ever made. I don't laugh at them, I don't cry at them, I simply cringe. Worst thing is women love them.
     
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