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Worst ever Newcastle players

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  1. Tino's Machine Gun

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    LOL I'm pretty sure the only goal Guivarc'h scored for us was when Rob Lee had an opportunity and felt bad for him so squared it across or him to tap in instead <laugh> he was totally **** but only played a few games for us if I remember rightly, never really got a fair crack of the whip.
     
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    Here's another one that escapes most people and I forgot him until recently...Lamine Diatta. Did he even play a full game <laugh>
     
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  3. Nutter

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    What would you do if you were scrolling up the escalator in St. James' Metro station and as the metal stairs slowly descended, revealing the wall opposite you, you noticed alongside the pictures of Peter Beardsley and Paul Gascoigne was the gurning mush of Michael Owen... your immediate reaction??
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Don't you mean disgrace SJP?

    A right bunch of losers there but I wouldn't include Perchy in among them.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Still think Stimson and Fumaca are hard to beat!
     
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  6. Jonnyaiston

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    Obertan, still.
     
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  7. Clarence Acuna

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    Obertan has scored goals and had assists, just because loads of FIFA loving morons at SJP think he should just right analog stick it past the defender and finesse shot it in, doesn't mean he's actually bad. Compare him to the worthless shower of ****e mentioned above, Jon Dahl Tomasson firmly excluded, and Obertan isn't even in the same category.
     
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    To be fair he was a stop gap signing.
     
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  9. Nutter

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    We've also had a stream of 'promising' youngsters who have gone on to barely make it in non-league. How many of the youth team have come through to establish themselves in the first team? Staylor... Shameobi... does Krul count?

    What is the academy for if we're producing 2 first teamers every 20 years? Hmm.. I might be in the wrong thread here...
     
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  10. maverix123

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    Frank Pingel. Enough said.
     
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    Also from the dark days I give you Bobby Shinton, Billy Rafferty, Chris Withe and Steve "Teflon" Hardwick.
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

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    Cartlon Cort! He sucked cock.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You mean Shola Ameobi? <laugh> He's done alright...
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Sir Bobby wouldn't get anything wrong.
     
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  15. davieboy

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    I could nearly make a team

    1 Dave McKellar
    2 Malcolm Brown
    3 John Ryan
    4 Paul Sweeney
    5 David Barton
    6 Andy Thorn
    7 John Hendrie
    8 Billy Askew
    9 Stephane Guivar'ch
    10 George Rambo ' Mavis' Reilly
    11 Pat Heard

    I could go on all night!!!:undecided:
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Please don't!
     
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  17. Nutter

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    Andy Thorn worse than Boumsong? Pat Heard worse than Maric? Reilly worse than Tony Cunningham?

    John Hendrie was the only bright spark in our relegation season - John Cornwell and John Robertson were FAR worse and don't get me started on Rob MceffingDonald.
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I had forgotten all about him. Used to get called Stevie "Hardlines" where I stood. Remember him saving a free kick that was going wide and deflecting the ball back into the middle of the goal where it was then put into the net.

    Another name for us "oldsters" Keith Kettleborough...a poor man's Jim Iley.
     
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  19. Blue harvest

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    Georgios Georgiadis, simply awful.
     
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  20. Nutter

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    To be fair, Dalglish bought Georgiadis with Groupon voucher
     
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