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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    I don't have much to say but perhaps this says more than words ever could

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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    This has now got so bizarre that I am starting to wonder if the guy is a genius and has some amazing baldric-esque cunning plan that will unfold be fore the season is over. Either that or someone has been using lead paint in the dressing rooms!
     
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  3. TurkeyToon

    TurkeyToon Active Member

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    The guys a fecking genius. 'The madder I get', he thinks, 'the more pressure I take off the players!'. 'Wait till they hear what I have to say on Saturday!'. 'It will blow their ****ing minds!!'. I am on the dge of my seat, I can not wait! This season is turning into one ****ing mad mad mad ****ing ride, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is that John on the right?
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Imagine how **** we'd have been without him <yikes>
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    The guy leaves me speechless.... For all the wrong reasons.
    Surely one of his close friends at the club will tell him to shut the fcuk up!
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    "Ive got good people around me, people that actually help me" <laugh>

    Doctors from the Funny Farm, perhaps...
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

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    One Flew Over The Carver's Nest
     
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  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    he needs somebody sitting beside him (like a carer) during interviews ready to jab him in the ribs when he threatens to drop a verbal clanger, or maybe armed with a comedy sized wet fish to slam him across the face with!
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    'Carvers carers' it's like an adult version of Jossy's Giants
     
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  11. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Well he is the special one after all!
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bloke's a nutter.
     
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  13. Blue harvest

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    I like the bit about "given the tools"......essentially the players I have here are *****!! What a great motivator!

    The same group of players that were in the top half of the league before he took charge.
     
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  14. haslam

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    At first I felt a bit sorry for him but I am beginning to really dislike him. It's one thing being thrown in at the deepend and to try your best but not be good enough but at least have some humility.
     
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  15. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he mixed up the word "coach" with the word "cnut"? He's a fcking tube, of the worst kind. If he (and Charnley) are here come September, regardless of league, I won't be.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Carver in the dugout against West Brom.


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  17. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers!
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    It really is beyond words now. Carver truly is a nutjob and needs sectioning.
    As Jimmy said it is One flew over the Carver's nest.

    Whatever assurance he's been given for the final three games, he needs to be outby June. Regardless of which division we are in. There is simply no way the club can justify keeping him on. Even if they do want the cheapest option possible, he has proven that he will divide the dressing room AND the fans. AND publicly embarass the club.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What is it with Fatty and appointing embarrassing ****wits?
    It's almost as though it's intentional.
    They keep ****ing up then saying 'we've make mistakes'.
    The difference is they don't learn from them.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 8, 2015
  20. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    Can you get Mohrino in for the last 3 games !, but the rivalry between Carver and 'the chosen one' will be intense. Bayern will be straight in for Carver at the end of the season mind.
     
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