World war 3

Yes its a bigger task than it should be........

 

Google maps are good.

 

sorry Shaks teach me to finish reading first

 

Google maps is ****e - shows far too much of Europe than us true Brits want to see

 

You're the fecking teacher..........

 

I'm on holiday
me brain aint working

 

Ahhhh for the days when the sun never set on the map that was coloured pink...

 

so is Glory

 

yes but me and Mrs Glory are having a good time

 

.........ffs

 

I think so too. But many true things are funny, and this is indeed true.

 

for once we agree on something

them rebellious jocks are nothing but racist

 

So you've given up the idea of being 29 now, or you're skipping your 30th? Which is it?

 

Not quite sure which planets there are to pick from in your wee world!

 

So when did you find out I was a Muslim?

 

I couldn't remember how old I said I was
must be an age thing

 

When he looked up your kilt........................oh no that's Jewish

 

Must be your 60th so...........oh the shame, hanging out with you oldies

 

Don't worry Jock,I won't go on some crazy rant,I can take banter.