World cup matches

[redwhiteandermblue]

"ROONEY HAS TO SCORE FROM THERE!"

Au contraire.

 

[remembercolinlee]

"yeah but there's only one answer...all of them"

But you don't just predict a 'win' , there's also the 'score' to consider.

what, like....chin the manager twice, head but the physio and call the subs ****ers

 

[NSIS]

"ROONEY HAS TO SCORE FROM THERE!"

Au contraire.

The difference between a genuine world class striker, and an ordinary one!..

 

[The Mighty Thor]

Well we are creating chances.

 

[Boss]

Our problem is we turn up at these tournaments believing everything will just click into place "because we have the players". Meanwhile we're being WUM by two of the most hated premier league strikers (balotelli and Suarez) and we have people like Danny Mills planning our future!

 

[Boss]

If this is the first England team to avoid qualification from the group stages since 1958 then we will have to look at the high number of scousers in this team.

 

[The RDBD]

"what, like..."

Exactly.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

And Sturridge takes a dive into the 'Pool.

And we take off Sterling, since Rooney has been so unstoppable.

That's a bad mistake, I think. Sterling has been the most dangerous player, and while Barkley undoubtedly has talent and potential, at this point is mainly good for dribbling the ball into a clump of players and losing it.

 

[NSIS]

Barkley on, yes o.k. But Sterling off??....

 

[remembercolinlee]

Sorry if I sound like I'm anti rooney but seriously...he is considered a world class player and the commentators call him unlucky for failing to score from a yard and shooting straight the keeper from 6 yards

I kind of hope for him that it gets better but the pretending he is unlucky by the commentators is as painful listen to as it is to watch him fail

 

[The RDBD]

Nice little bouts of diving at both ends of the 'Pool.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

Goes down at the slightest touch = Suarez
Goes down without being touched = Sturridge

 

[remembercolinlee]

this is painfully like watching spurs...

no width, lots of huffing and puffing, lots of possession but not looking dangerous, weak in defence ...

oh, and losing!

 

[NSIS]

Even Rooney couldn't miss from there!....

 

[remembercolinlee]

I knew if I kept it up for long enough it would happen

 

[Boss]

Thats what a world class striker does, scores in the big games! ROONEY ROONEY ROOONEY!...

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

I told you Rooney would come good!

...though it was one I would have put in. All Johnson really. That's his one move, but he can do it well.

 

[The RDBD]

Did their back four think Rooney was offside ??

 

[The Mighty Thor]

Score Rooney score and if you get one you'll get more. Get another one.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

And Sturridge doesn't get the pen because he's been going down quicker than a Juarez hooker.