World Cup A to Z

O = Octopus he's deid the noo

 

P: Penis (Brazilian style)

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Q: Queen (God Save The) - national anthem to be played 3 times which omits name of nation itself and asks a fictional divinity to "save" their overlord and head of their church - Iran was gonna have a national anthem of "Allah, preserve the Ayatollah" but even they had a brass neck about such pish.

 

Q = Queer ****s (like ER) who don't like football.

 

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R = Russian linesmen* who cheated the master race in 1966





* He was, of course, Azerbaijani but let's not be Pedantic Pete about this

 

S - Sexy ladies supporting the home nation

 

T: Trannies supporting the home nation

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S - Slipped inside his man/Showed him inside/Shot across the face of the keeper

 

Brilliant thread

 

U = Underhand tactics,what all the english tv pundits will say about anyone that beats England.

 

V for victory

and vagina my favourite thing in the whole world.

 

V - Villified, any player who has the temerity to dive whilst playing Engurland.

 

W = World Cup

Clealry am rubbish at these kind of puns an jokes.

 

X - Xavier. Surely there's a Xavier amongst the latin teams

 

Y - Yummy fanny in the Brazil end

 

X - is for Xmas, which will all come at once should a Brazilian babe in a bikini flash a nipple during tonight's opener!

 

Z - 'Zat Beale? Oh, no it's just the Nigeria goalkeeper.

 

*Nigerian