WORLD CUP 2026

[stopmeandslapme]

Are you only 5?

You were at the last Euros, what am I missing?

 

[monacoger]

You were at the last Euros, what am I missing?

You weren't born for France 98, or England 96 or Sweden 92 or Italia 90?

 

[monacoger]

Even if you play the "late 20s" card, you still make a **** of it with France 98 and England 96. Idiot

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Even if you play the "late 20s" card, you still make a **** of it with France 98 and England 96. Idiot

You're quite right squire, you were in your second most recent international tournament 24 years and 359 days ago.

 

[monacoger]

You're quite right squire, you were in your second most recent international tournament 24 years and 359 days ago.

So what the actual **** are you in about, ya daft ****?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

So what the actual **** are you in about, ya daft ****?

I made a miscalculation, I should have waited a week before posting.

 

[monacoger]

I made a miscalculation, I should have waited a week before posting.

You are such a silly sausage

 

[pompeymeowth]

You are such a silly sausage

Ooh harsh

 

[monacoger]

Ooh harsh

Any chance I could lick your minge? You actually seem quite decent.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Any chance I could lick your minge? You actually seem quite decent.

If you shave your tongue first, we'll see.

 

[monacoger]

If you shave your tongue first, we'll see.

My tongue is soft as ****

 

[Bullet tooth Tony]

My tongue is soft as ****

Same as your brain.

 

[Saf]

Same as your brain.

Is it any wonder your likes to messages ratio is so poor with replies like this?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Is it any wonder your likes to messages ratio is so poor with replies like this?

I thought it was quite good actually.

 

[Saf]

I thought it was quite good actually.

That’s because you’re a shirt lifting ****ter.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Most of the British Isles in action tonight chaps.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Most of the British Isles in action tonight chaps.

Dogging?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Dogging?

Do you prefer to participate or spectate?

 

[Gambol]

Do you prefer to participate or spectate?

Binoculars. They don't let him outside.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Binoculars. They don't let him outside.

I'm always outside, the eponymous outsider so to speak.