That one has been doing the rounds on the net. All that expense travelling to the USA and then not watching the game when you can drool over her and her friends on Copacabana beach when you get home.
Try this one instead:
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Every one of them is a lesbian. I know this for fact as I have met them all over the flat Earth as being an International Globetrotter I am on aeroplanes more often than I have Tom Tits every day.
Each of them mentioned that, although they were confirmed rug munchers, they were somewhat inquisitive about what it felt like having a hot stiff sausage up their front and back bottoms. Well, naturally it would have been impolite for me to decline their wanton needs.
One by one they were all over me like cheap suits in the ****houses on board the planes!!
When it comes down to it all tarts want the spam javelin up their minges and dung funnels