Throw a few dogs turds, used johnnies and cans of lighter fuel on there and it looks like the Tramways pitches that Mossy and myself once graced with our sublime footballing skills (in my case, anyway).
NO! Post no 6 after the OP: The tactics that ensure consistently scoring more goals than your opposition will win the world cup
When you take away all the razzmatazz, money, agents, the latest footie top/boots ........ that's still what it's all about, as Shanks said 'It is terribly simple'
But Neville told BBC Sport: "I just think it is a witch-hunt we don't need. "Everything has been going so well with the team's preparation that people are looking for a negative now. But there isn't a negative with Wayne." WTF, he's a useless fat **** with zero first touch who slows down every movement, has never scored in finals and hasn't scored in qualifiers if you exclude deflections from 3 yards or closer. Why the **** wouldn't we consider dropping him for an actual footballer? **** off England. More concerned with the value of a fat ****'s image rights than genuine talent. Rooney has already dragged Man Utd into obscurity since becoming the clubs latest ambassador, don't let him disgrace the whole country.
Dunno yet who we'll use to mark Pirlo, but it looks like we've got a plan to stick Rooney in a Uruguay shirt for that game:- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...sponge-big-feed-700-people-cost-just-100.html
My prediction of Spain winning it is looking pretty thin now. I think they'll get better though the usual work rate just wasn't there yesterday.