Working Today?

Offshore boys are the worst for that. Thought I was getting away from all that by going onshore again but if anything it's worse where I am now. Hoping that when we get the new guys hired I'll be going back to hands-on stuff like laser alignment and balancing again. I hate sitting in an office all day. Much rather be at a distillery or smelter ****ing about with a fan or something than chained to a desk,

 

im off today and so are the ****ing pubs and off licences .. thanks to the ****ty licensing laws in this ****ed up country. whats the point of a day off if ya cant go to the pub for the day. christ the offies last nite were like a scene from a disaster movie people stocking up on drink for today. a lot more than they'll even consume but the fear is always there that you'll run dry about half 7 and spend the rest of the evening/night nursing a hangover

 

I'll be off soon and heading straight for the off-license for a nice bottle of wine and a few beers. Home, chill for a bit, have a shower, dressed, head out to pub. Then home and either open the wine or have a couple of beers, depending how I feel. Magic

Plus, you have a job

 

ah well **** you stereo ill be here lashing into one of the 4 slabs i bought and smoking some good green stuff. and yes i have a job you **** and its not a pissy fanny job either were your tools are a stapler and paper punch

 

I'm a lazy bastard so sitting at a desk suits me fine although I could be doing with being outdoors now and again - except in the iwnter. I've had my share of shift work and being away from home for extended periods so likewise a nice easy 9-5 and decent recompense for my half -hearted labour is all it takes to keep me happy. Your'e only old once.

It also means I can watch as much TV as I like.

 

Toilet attendant?

 

you and your scat fetish ......... no im a plasterer actually

 

A plasterer means "lazy Bastard" in old Glasgow speak. As in "he's a ****ing plasterer".

 

luckily for me im not in old glasgow ..

 

Plasterer means failed at school in my language...

 

I see you did not deny being a lazy bastard like me though? Eh? Eh?

 

really considering to be a plasterer you need to go to college for for 8 six week spells over 4 years hmm

 

I'll bet the college walls were smooth as ****.

 

course i didnt deny it , we've got apprentices for the donkey work and cleaning our gear after a days work and going to the shop of course were lazy

 

It's hash that makes me lazy, before I started i was just a bit lazy, now i'm thinking of going Pro.

 

Tell me that was meant to be tongue-in-cheek?!?

 

it helps us concentrate and get all the angles lovely and straight thats my story anywayand im stickin to it

 

The plaster?