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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    It appears you can no longer poke fun at other fans. Recently a chav scum fan was sacked from his job for calling Liverpool fans 'scouse scum' and saying older ones look like Jimmy Saville (reference to shell suits). Due to this all banter must be kept clean, inoffensive to anyone and must be accompanied by a fluffy rabbit.

    The world has gone mad, the RS are about the most offensive fans around, well after the rentboys obviously. And don't think using the term 'mousers' will go unpunished. A small, rat like Liverpool fan is likely to be very offended by this and you're likely to lose you job.

    So be careful out there people, you're jobs could be at risk. Remember it is not scouse scum, its Scouse ****s.
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I prefer Scouse twats myself. :biggrin:

    Does this mean I have to stop mentioning my nicked hubcaps too?
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I just put 4 * so you can choose the insult of your choice. <laugh>
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    **** off you unwashed manc ****!
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... no real preference for me ... but I do like a good bush on mine. :) ... #OldSkule
     
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  6. ...and don't forget, lads, that I recently had my "stereotypes" thread closed by an Admin! Okay, yes, he didn't open it again a short while later, and it's now alive a kicking, packed to the brim with banter and the usual high-jinx, but for a minute there, I was being victimised merely for drawing attention to some well-used stereotypes, such as the one about Mousers being thieving, dole-cheat scroungers. It wasn't me saying that, I was merely referring to the stereotype, and acting as a conduit for debate.

    I like acting as a conduit for debate.

    I hope I don't get the sack. Mind you, if I do, I'd have to sack myself, which is possible, I suppose. I've been known to do worse.
     
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  7. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Threads been deleted mate!,..
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... no disputing that you act like a conduit
    .. :)
     
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  9. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Nah, waxed and smooth for me, every time.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yep... in fact angle-grind and buff for me
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Where do you work Mr Gonzo, I am afraid I will need to have a little chat with your boss about your conduct. It's completely unacceptable. I am site your firm of sheep breeders doesn't want language of that kind associated with it's employees. Its not good for the company or the sheep, I mean what kind of sheep would sleep with a bigot?

    <whistle>
     
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  12. If Luvvy isn't careful, they'll be revoking his membership of the National Clown Society!
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Do we have to guess the word from those letters?

    I have an idea.

    Is there a C? Perhaps a U? I'm leaning towards N? Am I close?
     
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  14. There's no need for that, lads!
     
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  15. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    If there's no Bush how can you leave your calling card?

    Free floss as well. <whistle>
     
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  16. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    The 'calling card' should get fired right up inside mate. The bush is just a superfluous nuisance.
     
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    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    When did Saville ever have a dark, curly perm and a 'tache?

    He was sacked for being an ill-informed eejit
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Its not right is it. There's absolutely no need for a wild, untamed forest these days. The 70s are long gone.
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    Both Saville and every living scouser int olden days wore a suit. A special kind of suit. There's the link.
     
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  20. NSIS

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    And we should be eternally grateful. God knows what is left hanging of those curlies!! Previous 'calling cards' etc, I'll warrant!
     
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