A rich Australian woman said to her friends that she wanted to have sex with a virgin man. They looked all over Ausyland without success. For months they no luck in finding the type of man she was looking for. Then one day her friend said she had heard of a young fellow who had never been with a woman. Excellent. Lets go and find him. It took them a couple of days to get to his town and when they met she was a little shocked to find he was an Aborigine. She asked him if he had been with a woman before and he confirmed that he had not. Great she said, I've booked the best room at the local hotel. When they got to the hotel it was fantastic so she started getting undressed. She looked round to find the Aborigine moving all the furniture , rolling up the carpets and putting all the ornaments in the corner. What are you doing she asked. Well I've never been with a woman before he said but if they are anything like kangaroos I'm gonna need some space.
- Alter 
