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** Other pretend ‘expensive’ jewels are also available. I mean, I’m the one that studied geology at University, but I believed when I claim it is diamond, and therefore very expensive? Am I monkeys …
…that's another one that didn't work. As for the exclamation,'monkeys' is my own, seemingly unique, way of saying [expletive deleted] without causing offence