Penzance Cardinals ** ** other American football teams that don't seem to be able to conclusively make up their mind which city to play in are also available.
A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him. He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly . He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows". The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:"Going beyond expectations". The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the f**k do you want?" "Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!
