Calculator - Calories* * - that are put on as they laze on the beach waiting for the call for their next appointment
Soap and water - if that was the ONLY beer available, rather have a cup of tea Carling - Claret ** ** more like it
Comical was the guy who said that they were winning the War - Saddam’s Information/PR guy. “Al-Sahhaf is known for his daily press briefings in Baghdad during the 2003 invasion of Iraq. His colorful appearances caused him to be nicknamed "Baghdad Bob"[4] (in the style of previous propagandists with geographical aliases—some of them alliterative, such as "Tokyo Rose", "Hanoi Hannah" and "Seoul City Sue") by commentators in the United States. He was nicknamed "Comical Ali" (a wordplay allusion to "Chemical Ali" the nickname of former Iraqi Defence Minister Ali Hassan al-Majid) by commentators in the United Kingdom; commentators in Italy similarly nicknamed him "Alì il Comico".” Chemical - Calcium