Legend - Lampard ** ** for his goalscoring exploits, I think he was. And (imo) a better player than Gerrard
Hi PH Dismay - Dirty (nuff said) Mr. Lampard (Jnr) made his League debut playing (on loan from WHU) for the Swans.
Diety deity ** ** As the current footballing ‘heroes’ are treated, jointly and severally, by the media…
dignity Dandy ** ** Other DC Thomson comics are, or at least were, available back in th’olden days of paper print …
dastardly deploy ** ** … and I wonder what heroes of the football world Stoke will deploy at Leeds. And I’m fearing the worst, to be honest…