Kerosene kamikaze **
** You both know my views on such things as the necessity of guitars, high-volume, when it comes to music, but, doesn’t Kylie Minogue have a (recording) sister called Dannii (who clearly cannot spell)? In which case… Anyway, kerosene is a useful way of getting rid of an unwanted record, by whichever of them. Not particularly environmentally friendly, but it makes the point…