.... as the actress said to the Bishop Ericsson - Stenmark* * - Jan Ingemar is a former World Cup alpine skier.
Trevor says he is always on the piste Stenmark - Ericsson ** ** the other Ericsson invented a small microphone/transmitter that fitted into a telephone handset...according to Google
Hmm Trevor thinks that you are being rather provocative and is going to PM you with a photo of his ski pole Lidstrom - IKEA
Volvo - Smorgasbord ** ** the breakfast selection which includes at least five different types of dead and rotten fish (cold), raw cold boiled eggs et al, can if eaten cause a great deal of intestinal discomfort. I cannot translate colonic evacuation, don't think I need to. Each to their own
Morning all Salami - Salamanca* * - the Battle of Salamanca saw an Anglo-Portuguese army under the Duke of Wellington defeat French forces in the hills around Arapiles, to the south of Salamanca, Spain on 22 July 1812 during the Peninsular War.
Stalingrad - Saratoga* * - The Battles of Saratoga (September 19 and October 7, 1777) marked the end of the Saratoga campaign giving a decisive victory to the Americans over the British in the American war of independence. Let's hope that the combined might if the Brits proves sufficient tomorrow morning UK time
Saratoga stalagmite … And if there be a stalactite growing from the ceiling, there will usually be a stalagmite growing underneath it. Once a rocker, always a rocker…
History and Geology lessons before 10:00 Sarasota - Zarathustra ** ** other people have spoken, and spake even. A Mr Strauss wrote 'Thus Sprach Zarathustra', recognisable as the intro music to 2001 A Space Odyssey and approximately 12 million ring tones
Zarathustra Shalimar … Okay, they existed and fit the brief, but a lack of loud guitars meant they barely attracted my attention, let alone interest, back in the day…