Putney - Canterbury ** ** Other tales of destinations for pilgrims are available. However, I do believe that Mr Chaucer has cornered the market
Colwyn Bay - Henley (on Thames) ** ** Other rowing venues are available, though arguably none so snobbishly stuck up their own backsides
Batley - Surrey ** ** Other fringe topped carriages may be available but will almost certainly not be sung about in a Rogers & Hammerstein musical
Keighley* - Inverary ** * Home of Timothy Taylors, Brewers par excellance...their premier bitter Landlord is most refreshing, although other beer is available ** Other castles by Loch Fyne are available though arguably none so imposing. Seafood from the loch is much praised, including the smoked fish, served in the many restaraunts in this ancient and picturesque town
Morning all Fishermen - Cher ** ** Other singers/actresses are available albeit without so much cosmetic surgery. Awards incliude Miss Botox 1999 - 2016, Cher has never sang 'Come up and see me make me smile'..because she cannot
Cher Dasher ** ** other flying reindeer are also available to assist jolly old men charged with the worldwide distribution of Christmas presents, although the newer model comes with a fog light. That’s according to countless crooners, and who would dare to take the words of Bing Crosby in vain?
Dasher - Herman* * - other members of the cast of The Munsters may look nicer but only Herman played the Judge in "My Cousin Vinny"
