Bisect - midget
Today's theme is anything small - animal, mineral, vegetable, whatever
Midget - microscopic
Your theme is set for tomorrow!Oi! I got up at daft o'clock to set the theme!I was before him!
It's 'cos I'm a woman, innit?!
Theorem - fraction (the sum total of my capacity with maths!If it hasn't got a plot or characters I don't see the point...)