My Mrs woke me up at 4am crying her eyes out because she wasn't feeling well. Stupid bitch expected me to sympathise with her.
Nope. This forum is where I say to wimmin all the things I don't have the balls to say to them in real life.
Where is Bristol? It's not in London is it? Get the bus down here and meet me somewhere where I won't be and I'll batter you jackychan-style