http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...the-mood-for-love_uk_59b269f1e4b0354e4410f7ba I wish every bird just did number 6 and stopped insisting on all that foreplay nonsense!! please log in to view this image 1. “You can’t be subtle, either you mount him or he has no clue.” 2. “‘Get on your back, you’re getting it!’ Works every time.” 3. “I lead him by the hand into the bedroom and whisper those magic words into his ear, ‘the baby’s asleep’. Then we have very quiet sex while trying not to make eye contact with the dog.” 4. “We have a tone of voice we use when we’re propositioning. We always ask ‘so... how you doing?’ or ‘hey’, followed by wiggling eyebrows. Then my husband usually jumps me.” 5. “One morning I just grabbed his arm, said ‘oh no, you’re so cold’ and put his hand between my thighs.” 6. “Either I just flat out ask if he wants to engage in gland to gland combat, or I will very subtly present him with my butthole. It usually works.” 7. “I usually just take off my clothes or start rubbing myself on him. Doing squats directly in front of him is also effective.” 8. “I always say, “do you want to have a shower?’. It means lets get clean and then dirty.” 9. “I text him ‘u want sum fuk’ from the other room. Works like a charm.” 10. “I stand next to him while he is on the computer game and shout SEX!” 11. “Today I walked into his room, pretended to be a robot, and in my best robot voice said: ‘Proceed with the sex.’” 12. “Putting his hand on my boob works every time. If that’s not romantic I don’t know what is.” 13. “I just change into lingerie and casually walk into the room or something. He is **** with hints and subtlety so that’s the agreed upon sign for when I’m in the mood.” 14. “I don’t really do subtle unless grabbing him downstairs counts.”
Groves favourite... 18. "excuse me love but I've got puppies in the back of this van and I'll give you one if you come in and see (I'll give her one right in her sweet little baldy fanny!!!)"
She did. She jist wisny keen on what she considered talkin durty until her engine was really warmed up Fuddy just plonks herself in front of me, nae knickers, thighs open, fanny winking at me. Even I canny miss that signal.
