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Off Topic Woman Found Guilty Again For Tricking Friend Into Having Sex

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 29, 2017.

  1. Bodinki

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    Exactly, it sounds completely implausible unless the "victim" had had a ****ing lobotomy, or was the thickest **** on the planet.
    "Hey baby, we can be together, but you must wear this blindfold at all times, during sex, during dinner, even when watching movies, I have Medusaitis, if anyone looks into my eyes they turn to stone......"
    As for the woman being sent down, she must really have wanted to **** her friend, to go through so much trouble <laugh>
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    I wear a blindfold when I **** the Mrs, what's the issue here?
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    But I take it you have seen your missus before? She didnt make you wear a blindfold on your first date and forever thereafter?
    And she lets you take it off to eat and when you watch movies and things right?
    <laugh>
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    No it's my choice.

    If I can't find the blindfold I put a bag over her head.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    The 'victim' obviously enjoyed the whole charade and then turned turtle at some point when she'd either got bored of it, or they'd had a fall out.

    You'd have to be a complete ****tard to not suss what she's claiming happened over that period of time.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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    She's probably a homophobic lesbian to be honest. She's attracted to other women but society has trained her to be repulsed by homosexuality.

    I'm sure she knew exactly what was going on but once revulsion trumped her horniness she pulled the rug on it.
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    Yeah, it's all bullshit.
    I can't believe a judge bought into this **** and sent the woman down.
    I would have laughed her out of court and told her to wise the **** up.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Was that an intentional pun? <laugh>
     
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    So, run that past me again....you spent 2 years dating a woman who you thought was a man, who clearly looks like a woman.....and you even watched a film wearing a blindfold?

    Get the **** out.
     
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  10. Literally, too, I'll warrant.

    Some of these lesbos have minges like a camel's back, mate.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Rumour has it your missus wears two ... second one an insurance policy against the first one breaking <whistle>
     
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    Especially when peado's are getting 100hrs community service for grooming three 13-15yr olds <doh>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    10 year minimum (no parole) to 25 years max (per incident) with fines of up to $250k per occurrence is what my ***** brother in law is currently facing in the US. (And they found child porn on his laptop and so he will be facing additional charges for that too... Probably going to lose bail over that)

    Most people get the 25 year maximum sentence too.

    Send your *****s to the US for trial.
     
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    You think that because her clitoris is bigger than your 13mm todger.<ok>
     
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    What I said actually happened here. The sentencing was only about two months ago!
     
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    are you sure it's her that you are ****ing
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Not 100%, but I'll risk it.

    If not I'm taking it to court.
     
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