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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    You think you're ugly, i look like a cross between a burns victim and a victim of severe domestic abuse. But i use manners to (occasionally) charm a woman. If tht fails, i just tell them i play guitar. As i said before, women love a man who can play an instrument.
     
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  2. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    True, but a nice girl can't give a decent blowjob ... FACT!
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'd rather have a nice girl than a good blow job <ok>
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    What's that I smell? Sheep? Cow?

    No I know what it is.................

    It's bullshit.
     
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  5. jonathan acworth

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    if got her number text her that what ive just said it worked for me on my old girlfriends!just say i really think your a nice person and i would love to get to know you better would u like see a film then arange a time with her to meet up and hey presto yr in
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    I look like a fatter version of Phil Mitchell and when I smile I look like I am constipated
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'm alright looking so I'm not gonna complain.
     
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  9. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    I'm a right fanny magnet
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i love a man who can strum my instrument.
     
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  11. jonathan acworth

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    serious my area where i work a prosy been shagging all through the night,its ****ing disgusting when you walk in my colleagues uses gloves and a shovel pick the filthy things up they just drop on floor ,aparantly its all on cctv
     
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  12. Nazara

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    i'm pretty good looking <cool>









































































    alright im average
    i'm definitely cute at least
    i have a baby face
     
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  13. Glesgabhoy67

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    <ok>
     
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  14. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Okay, Jen, give me a time, a date and a location, and i'll be there <laugh>


    (Only Joking)
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You are 18 <ok>
     
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  16. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Any chance of playing a few riffs on your instrument, or a few licks:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  17. jonathan acworth

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    and she s a right ugly cow as well this tart whos been doing this got scars all up her legs
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    May I? <laugh>
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    And scabs on her fanny I bet
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> ****ing leppers.
     
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