Which division are you assuming that you'll play them in? If they study your games for the last few seasons, they'll quickly observe that you're an interminable one trick pony of team in terms of tactics, and kick your arse like most of the rest of the league does.
No you just happen to play us on days when we're even worse than you, your results and league position over the last few seasons confirm you're rubbish.
Newcastle have had the worst injury list in the league for years now (physioroom has had us top for most of the last three seasons) and prior to Benitez the last time we had a foreign coach was... 1999. That Ruud Gullit must have had pretty ****ing horrendous training sessions for us still to be suffering 17 years later. Sam you are one almighty tool. In the history of Newcastle we've only had Ardilles and Gullit as foreign coaches before and i can't imagine either being hard taskmasters on the training pitches. Note: I haven't been classing Irish as foreign here
