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  1. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member
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    If you change your name to Roberto and change your avatar to a rubber toe then I may have to put you on ignore <whistle>
     
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    Sounds like a plan :)
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Like you need an excuse?
     
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    Maybe he lacks a spine afterall
     
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  5. Enricky.

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    I like Greez think that as a mod you shouldn't put anyone in ignore, however I'd make an exception for Greez <ok><whistle>
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I don't want to go all Saint on you, but you really need a comma after I and Greez or it currently says you like him...
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    What do you call the girl you put your balls in?

    Annette.
     
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    What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

    Eileen.


    What if she's Chinese?


    Irene.


    What do you call a limbless man adrift in the ocean?


    Bob
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Q: Wha d'ya call a bloke with real short lower legs

    A: Tony
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    No you wouldn't <hug>


    He does :)
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    No, that's a man with no shins.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Man with seagull on his head?
    Cliff

    Man in the bushes?
    Russell

    Man with spade on his head?
    Doug

    Man without spade?
    Douglas
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    Man who carries drinks on his head?

    Trey.

    Man who fixes Potholes?

    Phil
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Mexican fireman?
    Jose
     
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    Mexican riding a bike?

    Carlos.
     
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  16. Super G Ted'inho

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    A guy who always wants to answer the phone?

    Michael
     
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    What do you call a Muslim with pork on his head?

    Amhed

    What do you call a Muslim with loads of pork on his head?

    Mohammed

    What do you call a Muslim with loads of pork on his head and a vibrator up his arse?

    Sheikh Mohammed
     
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    There's a ****ing thread for that **** <grr>
     
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    Yeah this one.

    **** off.
     
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    Tobes, Mar 21, 2016
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  20. Super G Ted'inho

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    There is only one comment on this entire thread (bar my own obviously) that I've not liked. guess which one it is <laugh>
     
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