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WINNER ANNOUNCED - NUFC v Wolves OFFICIAL competition

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by DIY Matters, Sep 14, 2025.

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And the best headline is….

Poll closed Sep 16, 2025.
  1. Rim & Back for 2 - “Big Nick Uber Alles.”

    14.3%
  2. Maximin Effort - “Murphy Provides as Wolte-Made Scoring debut”

    14.3%
  3. G4rdToonArmy - “Didn't watch, didn't read, Howay the Lads!”

    21.4%
  4. Magdad - “Scoring goals as easy as Czech birds”

    21.4%
  5. Anonymous - “Wolte you believe it!! … Made in Newcastle”

    7.1%
  6. Chippy - “80’s porn star delivers with head”

    57.1%
  7. Obi Wan - “CARAMATT ATE MY HAMSTER (DURING WOLVES GAME)”

    21.4%
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  1. DIY Matters

    DIY Matters Well-Known Member

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    Having looked into it the official published result stands.

    there are various mods and players that are attempting. January 6th on here and it won’t be tolerated.

    The Panel has spoken.
     
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  2. DIY Matters

    DIY Matters Well-Known Member

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    This is fake news from one of the Elite. He’s currently in the Nordics paying £7 for a half pint and HE DOES NOT HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART!

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

    RAPES AND STUFF
     
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  3. DIY Matters

    DIY Matters Well-Known Member

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    OOF! Wow, just wow!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Somebody doth protest too much… #beelin’
     
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  5. Magdad

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    In the interest of finally placing some genuine integrity into this competition. I will in fact keep my promise of releasing the cheerleader pics of Carra's Mrs soon..... Like in the next 15 minutes (we need to give him time to beg, plead and cry a bit first) <whistle>
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    In the form of a song?
     
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  7. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Sorry Matt......

    486508561_1094474016051492_6757935125238768767_n.jpg
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    That will get Trev over excited. I hope he has his meds ready.
     
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  9. Charlie Snakescock

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    The problem is this headline only works with the specific pronunciation of Woltemade, ie "Valta-Made-A", if you just pronounce it as it looks ie "Walter-Made", it doesn't work.

    Just keep it to simple **** like Wolves Got Nicked or summat.
     
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  10. DIY Matters

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    I’ve just asked her to stop sending those to you
     
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    Kin’ell, Charlie, you’re worse than me! <laugh>
     
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  12. Magdad

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    I’ve just messaged her and told her it’s quite okay. <laugh>
     
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