I'll thank you to not speak about my wife that way, she's just been well trained to piss off all you binners! Next time she might just use you as a hood ornament ?
eh? Well if it were my lawn i'd have ****ing run you over, I can't stand irresponsible dog owners [sense of humour bypass]
All dog owners. Mobile **** machines. I was sat in a lovely fish restaurant in St Ives Monday lunchtime and two dutch tourists wanted to bring in their mobile **** machine. My brother in law said if the dog was allowed in he was going to light up a smoke and I said I was going to sit bollock naked on a chair after not wiping my arse after a **** and lick my bollocks. Dutch tourists shown the door. Norwich 2 Ajax 0! (emmetintolerance)
Redruth, must say that the majority of dog owners are responsible. I know i am, and will always be the first to have a go at anybody who isn't! And i must say your lovely county is the most dog friendly I have ever come across, which is why when i get the chance i get down there! I seriously hope you haven't got a cat, if there was ever a mobile **** machine its them!
No pets at all mate. My missus ends up in tears every time one of them dies so I've banned them. It saves on tissues. Pardon me, nearly forgot, we've got two horses but they are in a field not in the house. And she can turn them into pasties when they die.
Without wanting to cast aspersions on any dog owners here but in my opinion most dog owners are responsible until they think no one is looking, then they leave it Was at Reepham road car boot sale many years ago and some guy let his dog **** in the middle of the car boot, kids running about etc and wasn't going to pick it up. My wife shouts at the top of her voice - ARE YOU GOING TO PICK THAT UP? He shakes his head and walks off, she shouts NO I DIDN'T THINK SO and promptly takes a bag over and cleared it up, humiliated in front of hundreds of people and he still refused to clear it up. Because the councils now refuse to cut the grass properly alongside footpaths people now let their dogs **** in the long grass and don't pick it up, honestly we live in a lovely little village and so many tourists (mostly) let their dogs **** everywhere it's disgusting. Not ALL dog owners are like it (we've had dogs so not anti dogs at all) but enough of them are. worst one if when the kids are digging on the beach and find some "buried treasure" bastards the lot of em whilst i'm ranting smokers that drop their ***s on the floor or ping them out of car windows should be shot too!
I agree that are some right ****ers that are dog owners that give other owners a bad name, but somebody show me a cat who ****s in its own garden!
