What has Adam Johnson and Venus Williams got in common? They both left court one after being on the receiving end of a 15 year old's forehand.
So, we found out yesterday that Sir Andy will indeed play mixed doubles with Serena Williams!! Sounds like a winning partnership to me boyz.
I thought it would surprise you because he was struggling to find a partner. Ya ****ing square headed spazzy bastard.
He was struggling to find one he wanted. Of course he had loads of offers but not from ones he wanted to play with. Fanny.
He couldn't get one he wanted so had to settle for one of the best players ever? He must be beeling. ****ing spazzy.
3 had knocked him back already. Fanny. Not sure, mate. Heard her being mentioned in that film about the Krays when he went to the pub, looking for, "a ****ing shootout" not to "make ****ing fairycakes" iirc
Many years ago a young female American 'friend' of mine asked her Mum ..... "Why does my fanny get bigger every time I go on vacation?"
Not sure however her Mum left Scotland in the 1950's so she possibly stifled a wee guffaw. The event happened at a 'family' meal in Aberdeen with a bunch of staunch Church of Scotland punters so I expect there was a short silence followed by some inanities about the weather! Maybe her Mum's fanny grew mysteriously on holiday as well!
