Wimbers

[Easter Road 1980]

Annabel Croft does have a lovely little farter on her

I can tell you a story about myself and Annabel. We bumped into each other at Guildford International Train Station in 1999. Platform 358 if I recall correctly. She tripped boarding the locomotive choo choo destined for Toronto, Japan. When she tripped her dress rode up, no panties on. Well I fell trying to give assistance and somehow my cock ended right up her fart pipe and she loved it I can tell you!!

We've kept in touch ever since.

I must write a book sometime detailing all my encounters with beautiful well known ladies.

 

[EDGE.]

Your knowledge of international transport hubs is as impressive as your ability to plunder celebrity tottie

 

[Toley Fart]

I salute your indefatigability

 

[pompeymeowth]

And his endless supply of Tadalafil

 

[stopmeandslapme]

US Open started today. British interests in round 1:
Men: 4
Ladies: 4

 

[EDGE.]

US Open started today. British interests in round 1:
Men: 4
Ladies: 4

How many are actual Brits and how many are identifying as Brits?

 

[monacoger]

US Open started today. British interests in round 1:
Men: 4
Ladies: 4

Do the usually start the competition on a day that identifies as a Sunday?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

How many are actual Brits and how many are identifying as Brits?

As long as they have a British name like Cameron or Emma then they are Brits

 

[stopmeandslapme]

We're down to the scotch-welsh-saffer-kiwi-anglo-american-monégasque chap.

 

[EDGE.]

We're down to the scotch-welsh-saffer-kiwi-anglo-american-monégasque chap.

So you’re saying we’re ****ed?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Come on Emma and Katie!
French Open starts tomorrow.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Come on Emma and Katie!
French Open starts tomorrow.

Can't ****ing stand that useless ****er Poulter or her ****ing husband. Both crap.

As for Raducanu, best if she sticks to modelling.

 

[EDGE.]

Has Laura Robson been eliminated?

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Potapova vs Kalinskaya on now, an early morning **** fest for the connoisseurs

 

[EDGE.]

Potapova vs Kalinskaya on now, an early morning **** fest for the connoisseurs

Couple of fine bits of Russian crumpet on show.

A certain site vegan will be round shortly to tell us that ****ing to Russians will resort in UN Security Council sanctions against our **** quotas.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

It's pretty obvious Jim Courier will meet Michael Chang in the final.

Place your bets, guys.