Wimbers

Geoffrey Boycott?

 

Would be an interesting match between these 2, think Boycott might edge it

 

Round 2, British representatives:
Men - Draper, Fearnley
Women - Dart, Burrage, Boulter, Raducanu

6 players through to Round 2 is a new British record!

 

Is that a good or a bad record?Asking for a friend.

 

Progress, Michael.

 

Draper and Fearnley through again today.

Don’t care about the birds.

 

When did Hugh give up his TV Chef work?

 

Do you mean in tennis or in general?

 

Any woman trying to play sports.

Katie Boulter for example, i’d walk over broken glass just to get a sniff of her arse, but don’t ask me to watch her play tennis.

 

Of all sports that birds play: tennis is the best to watch.

 

And golf

 

Probably true but its hardly a high bar thats been set.

They get equal pay at majors but the cheeky bastards still only play best of 3 sets, don’t see them complaining about that.

 

Never watched but I don't suppose they make a noise as if a well-endowed chap has just entered their fart pipe like the tennis ones do. Which can be a bit annoying.

 

Longer rallies, but overall quicker games I suppose.

 

Round 3, British representatives:
Men - Draper, Fearnley
Women - Raducanu

 

Round 4, British representatives:
Men - Draper
Women -

 

Raducanu should just retire and concentrate on her modelling career.

By all accounts she was horsed into oblivion.

 

I think she lost her tennis match too.

 

She’ll come good.

 

Roll on Roland.