Bloody hell it's a plum sucking orgy now that the Chav Cretin has joined us. How're you enjoying Rafa's tenure? He's made for Chavski, don't you think?
Have to admire your persistence but the answer will always be no. I'm just not into that kind of thing. It's a disgusting habit. I bet Ashley Cole would be up for it, have you tried him (his)?
do you spend as much time cruising all the other forums or is it just Manchester United plums you're looking to suck (and nibble)? You scared matth off with your unsolicited advances.
Matey, you need to log off and calm down a bit, like Matth, if you can't take banter or stop yourself nibbling on those plums.
You're very welcome on this board, you've demonstrated an overwhelming fascination with Manchester United, perhaps an unrequited love for the club, but there are rules on here and Rule 12 must be acknowledged and adhered to, regardless of how desperate you are to get hold of a nice juicy set of plums for you to suck on (and nibble). Rule 12. It's your friend.
See above post to Drogs. While you're here, talk me through the goals in the Newcastle v Chelsea game. It was a good game, I enjoyed it. Cheers.
weally weally weally angwy now! I suggest you follow LOECW's advice and log off and take a break, matey!
someone doesn't know what hysterical means! deflecting your anger problem onto Chelsea's footballing problems isn't going to solve anything matey, so please take a break.
Wow this is boring. Visiting fans need to look on the unoffical rules thread to help us all having to read such terd.
