Will Poch Go To United?

So, you're really going to bottle the wager that I put to you?

That's your prerogative, of course. Nothing but your pride could compel you to enter into it.

But, please, let's have no more of this "Poch to United" nonsense from you now, yeah?

You have compromised your integrity on that score, I'm afraid, Pix.

 

^^^^ Rattled.

I've already got a Poch avatar bet with you mate. No amount of your flouncing is going to get you off the hook with that.

 

I'm looking forward to you carrying the avatar that I have in store for you.

I want to nail you down far sooner, though. That is why I have offered you this wager.

I expected you to jump at this, bearing in mind that you are certain that Poch will leave us for United.

It would appear that, in fact, you don't believe that he will.

Why wum? Why not simply come out and admit it?

 

You really are naive aren't you.

I haven't actually said whether I think he'll leave or not. I've just let you spuds spin yourself into a stupor over it.
If he stays, you carry on winning **** all. If he goes I get your avatar for a whole season.

 

Oh great...They're of again..

 

In which case, he gets your avatar for a full season anyway (unless Emery leaves beforehand)

 

I know, Ziggy.

Look, if you're going to disturb me while I'm fishing, at least make yourself useful and fetch me another beer, yeah?

 

HIAG's had a ****ing mare here

 

You think you're fishing? You've bottled TWO bets today and you're trying to alter a already agreed bet too.

 

Classic HIAG **** up. Gets his arse handed to him on a plate
and then tries to claim he was fishing

 

Hiag is right...if Piskie is so sure about Poch leaving then he should take the bet.

Piskie making out as though he can't because he's already got a bet with Hiag...so what

A bet which may take years to conclude at that, may I add

lame

 

It wasn't his bet though, it was Tel's, and Tel even said he didn't think Poch would go but would take the bet anyway.

You're fishing? this thread is proof you've been caught, filleted, fried and served with a herb sauce.

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Too late to rescue HIAG from this clusterfuck now bro. You should have sent in the chopper much earlier.

 

They’ve had a ****ing mare here. I haven’t even said either way whether I think Poch will leave, I’ve just reeled them in and then let them tangle themselves up in their own net.

HIAG needs to watch and learn how a real ‘wum master’ works

 

You’re thrashing out in all directions now, because I landed you good and proper with my expert wager.

To try and turn this around and make it about Tel, is despicable, Pix.

You really are one hell of a slippery fcuker! Hats off to you, though! It looks as though you’ve got away with it.

 

Slowly you are learning that it is you alone who nets yourself.

 

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I think this website is going to break when inevitably Poch joins Utd in the summer. The piss taking will be too much for the servers and the site will die.

RIP Not606

 

If it didn't die after Johnson gate on the Mackem board then it would survive this.

 

But were all the Sunderland fans denying he was a nonce and saying he would definitely not go to prison?