Wrong my curry eating northern nonce, I’ve sang all my life and still continue to do so. But I do sing in tune yeah, unlike your fat friend who has an illegal alien singing in his band and yes I’ve done my homework. Beam me up Scotty!
When did you sing? Was that in-between being a semi pro footballer? When did you fit that in? Inbetween providing the Chicken for McDonald's? You're so full of **** my cat would bury you if he saw you
That's how Kipper gets so much crusty flange at his gigs. He waits until the old girls are convulsing on the floor and then moves in.
My records out there **** for brains, I’ve played with people you only ****ed over. And yes I was a part in of a chicken farm here but put money you can only dream of elsewhere my curry eating fiend.
Manchester United interim manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is in pole position to get the job on a full-time basis following the side's impressive results under him and doubts over other potential candidates. (Mirror) Translation: "We, the idiotic hack press, despite our pathetic attempts to tap up Poch for United, are now beginning to wake up and smell the coffee, and we can see that Poch has no, and never had any, intention of leaving Spurs. The penny hasn't fully dropped, however, and you can still expect to see us flogging this same dead horse, when Little Ollie eventually ****s up and gets the sack. But, for now, we have begun to realise that the reason why neither Poch nor Levy is talking to us is because they both view us as a bunch of complete and utter clueless ****ers."
